Well, Lumbergh Effed Her - Week #6 Summaries

by Shane Connolly
The Original Suburban Hoodrats 124 vs. Little Miss Sunshine 100
A couple strong performances and no weak ones lifted The Original Suburban Hoodrats to a week 6 victory, a .500 record and high point total for the week. Known stud Aaron Rodgers and realtive unknown Ryan Torain led the way for the Hoodrats with 23 and 22 points respectively. The wide receiver trio also came up big with a combined 39 points. On the other side this was a tough loss for Little Miss Sunshine who had the fourth highest score of the week. A no-show from Nate Washington as well as a mediocre game from star receiver Reggie Wayne held the team back from making a run at the week’s top score.

WhoDat-TasteMyGoldenSpray 113 vs. Sex Panther 83
Big performances from Matt Schaub and Jeremy Maclin paved the way to an easy win for WhoDat. Maclin stepped up when his Eagle teammate DeSean Jackson went down with injury and had a season high 27 points. Sex Panther couldn’t take advantage of another big performance by Drew Brees who scored 26 points. Percy Harvin was unable to follow up his big week 5, scoring only 3 points in week 6. The match-up lifted WhoDat into a four way tie for second place and dropped Sex Panther to the middle of the pack at 3-3.

aTouchofDowns 107 vs. Asstoria Brown Storm 66
Joe Flacco’s second best week of the year led aTouchofDowns for their second straight win. They also got a huge boost from the running back tandem of Brandon Jacobs and Joseph Addai who combined for 31 points. The loss was Asstoria Brown Storm’s first of the year. Antonio Gates, who had carried Asstoria Brown Storm to through most of the season was only able to contribute 1 point due to injury. Michael Turner also failed to live up to his usual production, scoring only 4 points.

Bull Bus LA 80 vs. OGs 61
This was the lowest scoring game of the week, but the win moved Bull Bus LA to 4-2. The stars carried Bull Bus LA to the win this week with Steven Jackson and Calvin Johnson scoring 36 points. The rest of the team did just enough with no one scoring less than 3 points to secure the win. Disappointing weeks from Miles Austin and Maurice Jones-Drew as well as a goose egg from Kevin Walter all contributed to OGs finishing with a weekly low of 61 points. The loss dropped OGs to 2-4.

Chachi in Charge 83 vs. Frank and Beans 91
Frank & Beans QB-RB dynamic duo of Peyton Manning and Rashard Mendenhall were able to outscore Chachi’s tough twosome of Tom Brady and Arian Foster 37 to 33 and while that wasn’t the whole difference in the game, it did make it a lot easier for Frank & Beans to take the week 6 match-up. A  big game from Mike Wallace (15 points) also separated Frank & Beans. The win moved Frank & Beans into 2nd place with point tie-breakers. The close loss dropped Chachi to a league worst 1-5 record.

Trailer Trashers 87 vs. Tiger’s Used *^%#* 89
Ben Roethlisberger was as good as Trailer Trashers could have ever hoped in his return scoring 26 points in week 6. However, it was not enough to beat Tiger’s Used Pussy. 19 points by Chris Johnson, most of them coming on a late run in the Monday night game, snatched away the victory from Trailer Trashers. A week 6 win for Trailer Trashers would have put both teams at 3-3, but the late Johnson run moved TUP to 4-2 and dropped Trailer Trashers to 2-4.