By Colin Thompson
Red Division
The Mudmonkies takes a commanding lead into the second half of the season with a gaudy 8-0 record that is 2 games clear of anyone else in the entire league. Drew Brees has been outstanding for them scoring 158 points to lead the team in scoring. The record is second to none but it hasn’t come without struggle as The Mudmonkies only ranks 5th in total points for the league.
Shoelace has powered their way to second place in the division with a strong 6-2 record. They are led by Chris Johnson and Ahmad Bradshaw who have 119 and 85 points respectively from the running back position. Shoelace has been dominant at times winning by massive margins of 53 points in week 1 and 33 points in week 3. An enormous battle awaits them in week 9 as they go head to head with division leader The Mudmonkies in what could ultimately decide the division winner.
Baba Booey is powered by running back Frank Gore who has scored 117 points but their true team strength may lie at the wide receiver position where Calvin Johnson and Brandon Marhsall are starting in one of the most stacked receiving corps in the league. Once Vincent Jackson returns to action their might not be enough points to go around however. At 5-3 they are heading in the right direction towards the playoffs.
At 4-4 and right in the thick of the hunt is The Usual Suspects. They could perhaps have the most dangerous team looking ahead to the second half. Breakout performers Darren McFadden and Kyle Orton lead the way and Randy Moss could be their secret weapon alongside Reggie Wayne as a deadly receiving tandem.
Albert is my Homeboy needs to rattle off a few wins in a row to get back into the playoff hunt. At 2-6 and losers of 5 of their last 6, they are reeling and need to get something going and fast. LaDainian Tomlinson has been spectacular for them this season scoring 93 points and Andre Johnson is their unquestioned leader but they need other teammates to start stepping up if they hope to win.
After winning their opening game Roger has lost 7 straight games and it’s no surprise why. They have scored the lowest amount of points in the entire league at just 447 and have allowed the 3rd most at 724 points. Let’s hope they realize that Dallas Clark is out for the season and replace him with someone that can be productive for them.
Black Division
The Black division is a lot tighter at the top with a tie for first place between The Situation and the Blade Runners. The Blade Runners hold the tiebreaker right now as they have scored more points and are currently the highest scoring team in the league. Peyton Manning and Antonio Gates are the leaders of this squad scoring 156 and 117 points respectively. However Gates foot problems are plaguing him and could prove costly for the Blade Runners in the second half.
The Situation has a 5-3 record which has them tied at the top of the Black division. They have had a strong first half performance from the steal of the draft in Arian Foster. Foster is the top rated running back in the whole league with 138 points and is showing no signs of slowing down. Foster isn’t the only talented tailback on this roster as Matt Forte and Michael Turner also make this team very dangerous.
7.0 has struggled of late losing their last 2 contests including a 15 point loss to The Mudmonkies last week. Aaron Rodgers and Marcedes Lewis are the 3rd and 2nd best players at their positions respectively thus far and 7.0 will need them to continue their outstanding play in order to get back on the winning track.
Despite scoring 727 points Captain No Nads has allowed 750 which is 2nd worst in the whole league. This has been reflected in their recent record as they have dropped their last 3 games. Philip Rivers has been the best player in the entire league scoring 167 points but key injuries to Joseph Addai and Austin Collie have held back Captain No Nads.
Injuries and byes have hurt The Beerlympians but with Michael Vick back and Rashard Mendenhall, Ray Rice and Jamaal Charles making up perhaps the strongest running back core of anyone in the league, The Beerlympians are poised for a strong second half push. Just 2 games out of 1st with a 3-5 record it’s still anyone’s division for the taking.
Big City Boozers has not been able to stop anyone this year, allowing the most points at 774 which is the reason why they sit at 2-6 and bringing up the rear in the Black division. If they hope to get back into the race then Adrian Peterson and Brandon Lloyd will have to continue to carry the team. However they will need stars like Larry Fitzgerald to perform like we all know they can.
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Friday, November 5, 2010
League of Tax Free Shopping Midseason Review
By Sean Gorman
While they’re this at running back and quarterback, Manning to Nicks has held its own and sits in first place of the league. Nicks and Antonio Gates have been the team’s top performers, while Frank Gore and Carson Palmer have contributed as well.
The key to the Tigris Tigers success has been the five straight weeks with BenJarvis Green Ellis scoring a touchdown. The Law Firm scored 35 points last week and has teamed up with Darren McFadden to make a solid running back tandem. There’s weakness at TE with Chris Cooley only averaging around 11 points per game, but this team is solid throughout.
Eli Manning has led this second-place team with 170 points, but Maurice Jone s Drew’s 128 point total is just as important. Mojo has disappointed in the first half, so if he can turn things around Jordan will contend for the title. Look for Hines Ward to build on his 98 points with ease as well, now that Big Ben is back.
At 4-4, Montclair Moonshine’s clear issue is at running back. While Michael Turner has led the way with 119 points, there isn’t much depth behind him. Turner’s teammate Roddy White had led the way for the wide receivers, with his 198 points being the most of the team. Marcedes Lewis has been a pleasant surprise with 98 points while Matt Schaub has picked it up in recent weeks and sits at 134 points.
The efforts of Arian Foster has driven the Franchise for Kicking Your Ass, but Randy Moss’ 80 points has been a major disappointment. Matt Ryan now has a bonafide number one option in Roddy White, and his 171 points shows how comfortable he has become in the offense. Speaking of wideouts, Steve Smith and Jeremy Maclin have both been solid, but inconsistent contributors with just over 100 points.
Compton Colons has a couple players who have performed well early but may not continue that level of play. Tom Brady’s numbers will decrease without Randy Moss and Austin Collie will not finish at the same pace that got him to his 147 points. Colons has four solid backs, with LT, Peyton Hillis, Steven Jackson and Ahmad Bradshaw totaling between 127 and 141 points. Depth at this position is key, so Colons will compete all season.
Wookies owns two QBS that have not scored too many points but have enough upside to keep. Mike Vick and Matthew Stafford have both struggled with injuries early in the season, but once theyre on the field they can make an impact. Although Chris Johnson won’t accumulate his 2,500 yard season, the 185 points he had notched are impressive. Jamal Charles gets stronger as the season goes on, watch his total rise from 117 immediately. Brandon Lloyd has been the surprise catalyst of the team, scoring an outstanding 199 points.
Despite Philip Rivers’ ridiculous 240 points, the Clobber Knockers have suffered from horrible running back play and that has hurt its record. Ray Rice hasn’t lived up to expectations with only 106 points and not a single receiver on the team has broke 100 points. The Chargers’ QB won’t be enough, barring a trade this team is in trouble.
The Best Team Ever’s running backs are a lot stronger than the team name: guys like Adrian Peterson (181 points) and LeSean McCoy (159 points) have carried this team. That being said, the receivers are weak and the quarterback play is not up to par. Kerry Collins and Jay Cutler just wont cut it.
Dreshertown Dragons actually has a decent team. Drew Brees had played well with 235 points, Rashard Mendenhall is living up to the first round hype with 127 points and TO is having a great bounce back season with 155. This team still has a chance if another back along with Mendenhall can step up.
The two 1-7 teams are in trouble for good reasons. FKAR has no running back over 40 points, so despite strong QB and WR play there isn’t much hope. Kibera has only three starters over 100 points and mediocre running backs. At least Kibera has the return of DeSean Jackson going for him.
While they’re this at running back and quarterback, Manning to Nicks has held its own and sits in first place of the league. Nicks and Antonio Gates have been the team’s top performers, while Frank Gore and Carson Palmer have contributed as well.
The key to the Tigris Tigers success has been the five straight weeks with BenJarvis Green Ellis scoring a touchdown. The Law Firm scored 35 points last week and has teamed up with Darren McFadden to make a solid running back tandem. There’s weakness at TE with Chris Cooley only averaging around 11 points per game, but this team is solid throughout.
Eli Manning has led this second-place team with 170 points, but Maurice Jone s Drew’s 128 point total is just as important. Mojo has disappointed in the first half, so if he can turn things around Jordan will contend for the title. Look for Hines Ward to build on his 98 points with ease as well, now that Big Ben is back.
At 4-4, Montclair Moonshine’s clear issue is at running back. While Michael Turner has led the way with 119 points, there isn’t much depth behind him. Turner’s teammate Roddy White had led the way for the wide receivers, with his 198 points being the most of the team. Marcedes Lewis has been a pleasant surprise with 98 points while Matt Schaub has picked it up in recent weeks and sits at 134 points.
The efforts of Arian Foster has driven the Franchise for Kicking Your Ass, but Randy Moss’ 80 points has been a major disappointment. Matt Ryan now has a bonafide number one option in Roddy White, and his 171 points shows how comfortable he has become in the offense. Speaking of wideouts, Steve Smith and Jeremy Maclin have both been solid, but inconsistent contributors with just over 100 points.
Compton Colons has a couple players who have performed well early but may not continue that level of play. Tom Brady’s numbers will decrease without Randy Moss and Austin Collie will not finish at the same pace that got him to his 147 points. Colons has four solid backs, with LT, Peyton Hillis, Steven Jackson and Ahmad Bradshaw totaling between 127 and 141 points. Depth at this position is key, so Colons will compete all season.
Wookies owns two QBS that have not scored too many points but have enough upside to keep. Mike Vick and Matthew Stafford have both struggled with injuries early in the season, but once theyre on the field they can make an impact. Although Chris Johnson won’t accumulate his 2,500 yard season, the 185 points he had notched are impressive. Jamal Charles gets stronger as the season goes on, watch his total rise from 117 immediately. Brandon Lloyd has been the surprise catalyst of the team, scoring an outstanding 199 points.
Despite Philip Rivers’ ridiculous 240 points, the Clobber Knockers have suffered from horrible running back play and that has hurt its record. Ray Rice hasn’t lived up to expectations with only 106 points and not a single receiver on the team has broke 100 points. The Chargers’ QB won’t be enough, barring a trade this team is in trouble.
The Best Team Ever’s running backs are a lot stronger than the team name: guys like Adrian Peterson (181 points) and LeSean McCoy (159 points) have carried this team. That being said, the receivers are weak and the quarterback play is not up to par. Kerry Collins and Jay Cutler just wont cut it.
Dreshertown Dragons actually has a decent team. Drew Brees had played well with 235 points, Rashard Mendenhall is living up to the first round hype with 127 points and TO is having a great bounce back season with 155. This team still has a chance if another back along with Mendenhall can step up.
The two 1-7 teams are in trouble for good reasons. FKAR has no running back over 40 points, so despite strong QB and WR play there isn’t much hope. Kibera has only three starters over 100 points and mediocre running backs. At least Kibera has the return of DeSean Jackson going for him.
3YKffl Midseason Review
By Sean Gorman
The one trait about this league that immediately stands out in the parity that has happened so far. Peyton Manning, Frank Gore and Malcom Floyd have played their part in helping Chaiken claim first place, but with only a one game lead that title could be lost soon.
Fienberg is a contender in this league, the receivers on the team are too talented for it to go away. Andre Johnson will have a strong second half, Miles Austin is a legit top 10 wideout and there’s an argument for Roddy White to be the league’s MVP this season. The running back corps aren’t strong, but with Matt Ryan and those receivers Feinberg can win.
Ahmad Bradshaw and Peyton Hillis have been pleasant surprises for Horwitch, who sits tied for second with a 5-3 record. The return of Mike Vick and the presence of Chris Johnson will carry this team to a top 4 finish, barring injuries. Having the best TE in football doesn’t exactly hurt either.
Leading the AFC is 5-3 Steele, who gets DeSean Jackson back and likely hopes he can fill in for Mike Wallace. The key for this team will be the production of Arian Foster-whether he can continue the ridiculous pace he’s on will define Steele’s year.
Part of the reason Meyers is 4-4 is his usage of Jason Witten. A wide receiver is simply a better fit here. Kenny Britt should fill in for him after his bye week, while this team is a little short at running back too. Calvin Johnson and Hakeem Nicks can lead this team to the Promised Land if they play to their potential consistently, but that may be asking a lot.
Tom Brady won’t contribute for Goldstone like he has in recent years, but will still put up decent numbers for the remainder of the season. Matt Forte, Greg Jennings and Jeremy Maclin have been hit or miss this year and Shonne Green is a major disappointment. Randy Moss’ performance has been below his standards so far this season, but maybe he can pick up his game in Tennessee and help this team out.
Berman hasn’t gotten much out of Ray Rice or Maurice Jones Drew and their underachievement has been the main reason for its 2-6 record. Hines Ward hasn’t been great this year, but the return of Big Ben will wield better results. Larry Fitzgerald should be traded because he doesn’t have a quarterback. The Pittsburgh graduate is averaging only five points per game. The injury prone Percy Harvin hasn’t produced at a high level either.
Freedman’s roster isn’t as weak as its 1-7 record. Darren McFadden in averaging over 20 points a game and if he remains healthy will be a top 10 back. If Austin Collie can return to form and Steve Smith or Wes Welker can average over 5 points a game, this team can at least stay competitive. Not the start Freedman wanted, but the team isn’t by any means bad.
The one trait about this league that immediately stands out in the parity that has happened so far. Peyton Manning, Frank Gore and Malcom Floyd have played their part in helping Chaiken claim first place, but with only a one game lead that title could be lost soon.
Fienberg is a contender in this league, the receivers on the team are too talented for it to go away. Andre Johnson will have a strong second half, Miles Austin is a legit top 10 wideout and there’s an argument for Roddy White to be the league’s MVP this season. The running back corps aren’t strong, but with Matt Ryan and those receivers Feinberg can win.
Ahmad Bradshaw and Peyton Hillis have been pleasant surprises for Horwitch, who sits tied for second with a 5-3 record. The return of Mike Vick and the presence of Chris Johnson will carry this team to a top 4 finish, barring injuries. Having the best TE in football doesn’t exactly hurt either.
Leading the AFC is 5-3 Steele, who gets DeSean Jackson back and likely hopes he can fill in for Mike Wallace. The key for this team will be the production of Arian Foster-whether he can continue the ridiculous pace he’s on will define Steele’s year.
Part of the reason Meyers is 4-4 is his usage of Jason Witten. A wide receiver is simply a better fit here. Kenny Britt should fill in for him after his bye week, while this team is a little short at running back too. Calvin Johnson and Hakeem Nicks can lead this team to the Promised Land if they play to their potential consistently, but that may be asking a lot.
Tom Brady won’t contribute for Goldstone like he has in recent years, but will still put up decent numbers for the remainder of the season. Matt Forte, Greg Jennings and Jeremy Maclin have been hit or miss this year and Shonne Green is a major disappointment. Randy Moss’ performance has been below his standards so far this season, but maybe he can pick up his game in Tennessee and help this team out.
Berman hasn’t gotten much out of Ray Rice or Maurice Jones Drew and their underachievement has been the main reason for its 2-6 record. Hines Ward hasn’t been great this year, but the return of Big Ben will wield better results. Larry Fitzgerald should be traded because he doesn’t have a quarterback. The Pittsburgh graduate is averaging only five points per game. The injury prone Percy Harvin hasn’t produced at a high level either.
Freedman’s roster isn’t as weak as its 1-7 record. Darren McFadden in averaging over 20 points a game and if he remains healthy will be a top 10 back. If Austin Collie can return to form and Steve Smith or Wes Welker can average over 5 points a game, this team can at least stay competitive. Not the start Freedman wanted, but the team isn’t by any means bad.
Mid-Season Report: NFL FFA
Mid-Season Report: NFL FFA
Stingrays (5-3)
The play of your wideouts and Tony Romo has gotten you to this point – now you’re without your quarterback and second-best receiver – I think a decline down the stretch is inevitable. What you got is a questionable quarterback situation; I think neither David Garrard nor Chad Henne provides stability. Javhid Best and Jamaal Charles are high risk, high reward-type players, with Best hitting a wall and Charles splitting carries. Aside from Roddy White, Gonzo is your next-best receiver, and if he scores he’s only stealing them from White. Perhaps your early success can translate to a playoff berth, but it is not encouraging at all.
Louisiana Lightning (5-3)
I love everything about this team, including the head coaching position filled by Raheem Morris. What I don’t love is your wideouts, which is a big time concern going forward. You have sure things in A-Rodge, Peyton “Running up” Hillis and All Day. Heck, every Dustin Keller ranks among the league best at tight end. Michael Crabtree has shown flashes, and Brandon Lloyd is playing out of his damn mind; but I don’t trust either of them to be your top receivers.
Outlaws (2-6)
They say this is a quarterback-driven league, and your team’s success, or lack thereof, demonstrates that point perfectly. The interception-ridden Jay Cutler and Brett Favre provide little stability at quarterback. It does not get much better when your best available running back is LaGarrette Blount. Donald Driver is hurt and Wes Welker has proven worthless without Randy Moss in the same uniform. I guess what I am saying is that you can head into the offseasn a little earlier this year.
Chrisnics (1-7)
It’s a disappointing season when Ryan Fitzpatrick has overtaken Matt Schaub for the quarterback spot. It’s just as disappointing to see Brandon Jackson as your most productive running back. You have 2002’s most productive wide receivers in Randy Moss and Terrell Owens, so if we invent a time machine you’re taken care of. Imagine you had a time machine to fix your draft.
Red Menace (6-2)
The puzzle is almost completed, Red Menace. Chris Johnson and Run DMC are wreaking havoc on the NFL; D-Jax, Megatron and Hakeem the Dream combine for an outstanding wide receiving core. The only thing lacking from taking this team to an elite level is the quarterback spot. Vince Young can win games, but he cannot win fantasy games. Perhaps Shonn Greene’s name value or a sell-high candidate like Dez Bryant or Mike Sims-Walker can be trade bait. Regardless, there is definitely an enough talent to earn you a postseason berth.
Boston Blazers (5-3)
If we are buying into Carson Palmer’s outstanding play of late, then we are certainly buying into the Boston Blazers’ chances of making some noise in the playoffs. Led by Ahmad Bradshaw, the Law Firm and LT in the running game, and Antonio Gates, Reggie Wayne and the Marshall Plan as receivers, the Blazers may be the deepest, most productive team in the league. Palmer was the biggest question mark, but he has turned things around for the best. It’s a great day to be a Blazer, as he has to be a favorite for the Super Bowl this season.
Brooklyn Comets (3-5)
Three wins is more of an aberration than anything. Without a stud quarterback, running back or wide receiver, it is a surprise you’re not completely out of the playoff hunt yet. Neither Mark Sanchez nor Colt McCoy should be starting fantasy quarterbacks; Maurice Jones-Drew has so far put his name among top 2010 bust candidates and your best wideout ranks as a clear-cut WR2. I know it isn’t over until it’s over, but boy does it look over now.
Nevada Roadrunners (5-3)
Perhaps the Nevada Roadrunners is a team poised to make a run down the stretch. With Michael Vick returning to quarterback, the team gets another dynamic scoring threat. We expect Rashard Mendenhall to continue shredding defenses, and maybe even Knowshon Moreno can come on to provide stability at the RB2 spot, the biggest area of concern. I like how Anquan Boldin and Dwayne Bowe are starring in their respective offenses, and if Percy Harvin can continue staying hot without Randy Moss in purple, this team has a lot of weapons.
Lancaster Bombers (4-4)
A team run by the Hoodie and his disciple, Josh McDaniels; it pretty much screams sketchiness. At .500, Lancaster Bombers has the talent to perfectly embody its record. Eli Manning and Kyle Orton have both had their shares of ups and downs. Andre the Giant may be the most consistent player in the lineup, which is not that impressive given there is barely an adequate running back on the roster. If we’re relying on Brandon Jacobs to carry us to the postseason, we might as well check out now.
Augusta Gnats (3-5)
There is a lot of potential on this team, but sometimes that can be a one-way street. Tom Brady is certainly someone we expected a lot more out of coming into the season, but the departure of Moss from the Patriots had really hindered Brady’s productivity. Beanie Wells has nothing spectacular to speak of in his season this far; and it is the same story for Stone Cold Miles Austin, who was surpassed by Lance Moore as the most productive wideout on this team. There is a lot of name value on this team more than anything, and that doesn’t sound like a playoff-bound team.
Waveriders* (6-2)
If Brad Childress is coaching your team, it’s a testament to you to have six wins at this point in the season. Or maybe it’s a testament to having Peyton Manning pilot this team. I am wrong – it’s definitely a credit to Steve Johnson and his 48 total points scored this season, good for second-best on the team to Manning. If you would have told me Johnson would score that many points so far, or if you would have told me who he was, I would have been impressed. While those two keep hot, it’s the Burner carrying your team’s rushing attack. You’ll have to hope either Ray Rice rebounds or Ryan Torain returns healthy from the bye week; Ryan Mathews is not ready for starter considerations. And with Johnson and Ochocinco as your top two wideouts, you’ll have to find a WR3 to keep the wins coming.
Ragdolls (4-4)
Mike Shanahan opted to p lay Sexy Rexy over Donovan McNabb last Sunday; I think we all could have out-coached him there. However, he didn’t destroy the confidence of your quarterback, as Drew Brees has rebounded from a shaky start to be dynamic this season. Led by running back tandem of LeSean “The Real” McCoy and Arian Foster, your team sports a top duo in the league, something every playoff team needs. If Marques Colston can get hot, it may save your wide receiving core, which is honestly the biggest weakness on the team. If you can find a decent WR2, make the move – otherwise it may be hard to make noise in the playoffs.
Roosters (4-4)
This is a great 4-4 team. Philip Rivers is playing out of his damn mind, Frank Gore is running all over defenses and the combination of Greg Jennings, Mike Wallace and Austin Collie have separated themselves as consistent weapons week in and week out. If King Felix Jones can emerge as a decent RB2 option, expect this team to take the step from a .500 club to a playoff contender, and a team that can easily shake things up.
Road Dogs (3-5)
The injury to Kenny Britt may have ended the playoff chances for Road Dogs, but there is certainly enough talent on the roster to make it interesting. With Big Ben and Matty Ice both hot at quarterbacks, there is some trade bait to make any necessary moves. First area of concern: running back. Jonathon Stewart is loaded with talent, especially with DeAngelo Williams hurting, but until Matt Moore can show he can beat defenses with his arm they are going to load up the box versus Stewart. Earnest Graham and Javon Ringer are not viable options; Mike Tolbert is a risk as well. I think trading Larry Fitzgerald for his name value can be a season-maker. Fitz is dealing with a revolving door at quarterback, so perhaps some thinking he can break out will be willing to part with a running back. Santonio Holmes and Jeremy Maclin can easily pick up the slack in the meantime. The season is from over at 3-5, as there is always a move or two to improve your team.
Mid-Season Report: Madtown Football League
by Sam Spiegelman
Ruling Barons (7-1)
To have just one loss on the year sporting Jay Cutler (the quarterback, not the body builder) at the helm, well you deserve some credit. I think a lot of credit falls onto Megatron, Reggie Wayne and The Law Firm. Honestly, I think your team is playing well above the talent on the roster, and you’re in store for a little bit of a decline down the stretch run. Fortunately, seven wins at this point points you in prime spot for the playoffs. Here’s to hoping Jamaal Charles stays hot, Steve Smith steps up and The Marshall Plan goes all Brandon Marshall.
The Three Jakes (5-3)
There is definitely some light at the end of the tunnel for The Three Jakes. Aside from Philip Rivers playing out of his mind and Hakeem the Dream stepping up in a big way, the role players are starting to fall into shape. Brandon Lloyd’s torrid pace, Dustin Keller’s emergence and the addition to Randy Moss could mean big things for Nate Washington. If DeAngelo Williams can get healthy, and Ray Rice can revert to his 2009 form, this team can become a force to be reckoned with. Until them, it is simply average.
Our Gang (3-5)
Getting Big Ben back into the lineup was huge; losing Kenny Britt hurt just the same. I like Jonathon Stewart’s chance to make some noise while DeAngelo Williams is out, but until Matt Moore can prove he can beat defenses through the air I don’t know how high his ceiling is. Injuries have forced Brandon Tate and Fred Jackson into the lineup – chances of them scoring are around the same as mine. I think the widespread rash of injuries has halted this team’s chances of making the postseason.
Fluffhead (2-6)
This is the best damn 2-6 team I have seen. Aaron Rodgers is playing out of mind (last week was a blip on the radar), Rashard Mendenhall is a workhorse and both Marques Colston and Mike Williams seem to be hitting their stride. Injuries and bye weeks have forced some lineup moves I don’t like – Ryan Mathews, Rob Gronkowski; you’re better than that, Fluffhead. You can scrap Max Hall and Laurence Maroney; better backups are needed. But overall, I think this team can go on a run. There talent is definitely there; the only question is if it is simply too late.
Slackers (6-2)
Excuse me for being corny, but no one is slacking on this team. Drew Brees, Peyton “Running up” Hillis, Ochocinco, Gates, S-Jax – the production is there. I like the two-tight end system you got going on, and even the Danny Woodhead plug-in is a clever chance to get a cheap score. If Santonio Holmes can pick up the pace with the Jets offense, there is no doubt this team could emerge as the biggest threat in the playoffs.
Kidd Miller (5-3)
The potential is there, evident by the five wins thus far. I’m just wondering how much the recent injuries will hinder this team down the stretch. Matty Ice and Carson Palmer are both amidst hot streaks, and so was Percy Harvin when he had Randy Moss attracting double teams. With Moss ousted from Minny and an ankle injury plaguing him, he’s a liability. The revolving door at quarterback in Arizona makes Larry Fitzgerald anything but a sure thing and I think we are all waiting for Stone Cold Miles Austin to breakout. Aside from Frank Gore, there is not much to get excited about in the running back position either. I’m not sure if Kidd Miller is playoff bound.
Terrapins (4-4)
I love my Terrapins, but I do not know how much faith I can put in Ryan Fitzpatrick as my fantasy quarterback. Then again, I don’t know how confidence I am starting Brandon Jackson or Mike Tolbert in a given week either. There are some bright spots – Dwayne Bowe, Gonzo, even Maurice Jones-Drew at times. But the loss of Tony Romo and the lack of solid running back play makes .500 seem the best possible finish to this season.
Fracram (1-7)
Way too much faith in the Philly offense, Fracram, which may be why you are stuck with just one win on the season. The team does get a boost from Michael Vick returning to the lineup, but you’re starting dudes like Darren Sproles, John Kuhn, James Jones. As a great man in San Fran once said – “I want winners.” I’m just not seeing it in your squad this year.
Manute Spud and Bird Esq. (5-3)
You can never count a Peyton Manning team out of the playoff hunt. That being said, however, you are leaning on Seyi Ajirotuto, Jordan Shipley and one Jerricho Cotchery at this point in the season. Your team’s depth extends only onto Danny Amendola, Marion the Barbarian and Jason “I do vat” Avant. Aside from Manning and All Day, the production has just not been there this season, and it doesn’t look too promising that it’s on the way. Five wins to this point is something to be proud of; not too many more seem to be coming.
Hitters (4-4)
I think .500 is exactly what Hitters is at this point in the team – for every superstar there is a question mark, which is not exactly the formula for the postseason. However, there is a lot of talent overall on this roster; with the right pieces falling into place this could potentially make some noise. While I am not a fan of Joe Flacco, I am a believer in the Blount. I’m also riding the LT resurgence train. I like how rookie Dez Bryant is meshing with Jon Kitna and T.O. with Carson Palmer. Of course, Andre the Giant will continue to play huge. If everything gels, expect a playoff run.
Corey Kotlierre’s Killers (3-5)
Heading into the season there were some high expectations, I’m sure. Tom Brady, Jahvid Best, Thomas Jones – we all thought they were going to go buck. But with Moss’ departure from the Pats, Brady has reverted back into a game manager more than a playmaker; Best’s best day are behind him, as he seems to have ran flat into a rookie wall and Jones, well, I feel like Jamaal Charles on about to steal some of his load down the stretch. The rest of team is rounded out with guys like Jordy Nelson and Jacob Tamme – I don’t think that spells out a playoff run.
Pine Apple (3-5)
With the lack of any true elite teams in the league, I have trouble ruling a comeback out of the realm of possibilities for Pine Apple. Stump the Schaub seems to have hit a stumbling block as of late, but there is a sure amount of firepower on the Texans offense to have faith he can turn it around. Ahmad Bradshaw, the Burner and Run DMC are running buck on the league and the trio of Greg Jennings, Steve Johnson (yeah, I said it) and Steve Smith are high upside plays. When Zach Miller is healthy, he’s another receiving threat, as is Brandon Pettigrew with Matthew Stafford getting him the ball. Feel free to lean on Kyle Orton down the stretch if Schaub does not turn around.
FIOS Football Mid-Season Report
by Scott Zlotnick
Perhaps the toughest type of fantasy league you can play in is a 14-team
league. When you have that many teams, one of the biggest issues you face is the
lack of perceived depth on your team. In the FIOS football league, we see just how
the ability to manage your team can greatly affect that lack of depth. Let’s take a
look at how the two divisions are playing out.
Ultimate Division
At 7-1, the Ann-Tics currently sit alone in first place in the division. Helping
them to that record has been the dynamic RB duo of Adrian Peterson and the
resurgent Ladainian Tomlinson. They have outscored their opponents this season
by almost 140 points, a remarkable number. The Lovely and Talented have also had
a very good season, currently sitting at 6-2. Just like the Ann-Tics, they have been
carried by the RB duo of Darren McFadden and Frank Gore, as well as WR Hakeem
Nicks, who has emerged as a top fantasy WR. The only other team above .500 is Big
O, who have been led by Tom Brady and the unlikely star of the season, Arian Foster.
A team to watch out for is Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes II, who have three very
good players Matt Schaub, Michael Turner, and Calvin Johnson. All three players
need to keep playing at a high level to keep their teams in their remaining games, so
they point totals should be there each week.
Extreme Division
With one of the strangest records you’ll see, the Ninja Stars are in first place
at 6-0-2. It’s hard to get one tie in fantasy football, but two in the same season is a
hard thing to believe. Their best player has been Antonio Gates, who is on pace to
break every TE single-season receiving record in NFL history. The Scarlet Pack and
Pussy Galore and her Abrocats are tied for second at 5-3 and two games back in the
division. I would give a slight edge to the Scarlet Pack due to the fact they have
Peyton Manning and the next big fantasy RB, LaGarrette Blount. The Bringers of
Awesome and To the victor goes the spoils are the only two teams left in the division
with a shot at playoffs and if one of the two could make some noise in the playoffs, I
would give a slight edge to To the victor goes the spoils. They get y nod due to the
return of Big Ben and the return of a healthy Desean Jackson.
Perhaps the toughest type of fantasy league you can play in is a 14-team
league. When you have that many teams, one of the biggest issues you face is the
lack of perceived depth on your team. In the FIOS football league, we see just how
the ability to manage your team can greatly affect that lack of depth. Let’s take a
look at how the two divisions are playing out.
Ultimate Division
At 7-1, the Ann-Tics currently sit alone in first place in the division. Helping
them to that record has been the dynamic RB duo of Adrian Peterson and the
resurgent Ladainian Tomlinson. They have outscored their opponents this season
by almost 140 points, a remarkable number. The Lovely and Talented have also had
a very good season, currently sitting at 6-2. Just like the Ann-Tics, they have been
carried by the RB duo of Darren McFadden and Frank Gore, as well as WR Hakeem
Nicks, who has emerged as a top fantasy WR. The only other team above .500 is Big
O, who have been led by Tom Brady and the unlikely star of the season, Arian Foster.
A team to watch out for is Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes II, who have three very
good players Matt Schaub, Michael Turner, and Calvin Johnson. All three players
need to keep playing at a high level to keep their teams in their remaining games, so
they point totals should be there each week.
Extreme Division
With one of the strangest records you’ll see, the Ninja Stars are in first place
at 6-0-2. It’s hard to get one tie in fantasy football, but two in the same season is a
hard thing to believe. Their best player has been Antonio Gates, who is on pace to
break every TE single-season receiving record in NFL history. The Scarlet Pack and
Pussy Galore and her Abrocats are tied for second at 5-3 and two games back in the
division. I would give a slight edge to the Scarlet Pack due to the fact they have
Peyton Manning and the next big fantasy RB, LaGarrette Blount. The Bringers of
Awesome and To the victor goes the spoils are the only two teams left in the division
with a shot at playoffs and if one of the two could make some noise in the playoffs, I
would give a slight edge to To the victor goes the spoils. They get y nod due to the
return of Big Ben and the return of a healthy Desean Jackson.
The Buff League Mid-Season Report
by Scott Zlotnick
The best part of fantasy football is that you’re never really out of the hunt for
a championship. The Buff League is a perfect example a league that is up for grabs,
with five teams sitting at .500, two teams sitting at 3-5, and two teams at 2-6. All it
takes is a few losses to a 4-4 team for a 2-6 team to move up in the standings.
However, three teams have stood out so far this season.
At 7-1, the Motor Boatin’ Sons of Bitches have separated themselves from the
rest of the league, sitting alone in first place. Leading the way has been Roddy White,
who has had a phenomenal season and has become the best receiver in the NFL.
Sitting right on their tail is Gone Fishin’ at 6-2. This isn’t all that surprising due to
the fact they have Chris Johnson, the best RB in all of football. Despite some early
struggles, Johnson has really turned it on as of late.
After those teams, we now get into a logjam. Xtreme2daMax is 5-3 and have
very little wiggle room in the league. Despite being outscored by 4 points on the
season, they somehow have a winning record. Ben Roethlisberger’s return should
certainly help as we come down the stretch. We then have the five 4-4 teams, with
Cock-A-Doodle-Damn currently holding the 4th place tiebreaker. The team to watch
out for is the team currently last in the tiebreaker, Yellow Yellow Jackets. With Tom
Brady, the suddenly explosive Darren McFadden, and Reggie Wayne, they have the
ability to score a lot of points every week.
The last four teams are also in a logjam. Of the bottom four teams, The Rusty
Kuntz have the best chance to move up, due to their +46 point differential and their
high point total on the season (786.6 points). With a strong RB trio of Ahmad
Bradshaw, Arian Foster, and Michael Turner, this is the type of team that no one
wants to play come playoff time. It should be a very interesting last four weeks until
we reach the playoffs.
The best part of fantasy football is that you’re never really out of the hunt for
a championship. The Buff League is a perfect example a league that is up for grabs,
with five teams sitting at .500, two teams sitting at 3-5, and two teams at 2-6. All it
takes is a few losses to a 4-4 team for a 2-6 team to move up in the standings.
However, three teams have stood out so far this season.
At 7-1, the Motor Boatin’ Sons of Bitches have separated themselves from the
rest of the league, sitting alone in first place. Leading the way has been Roddy White,
who has had a phenomenal season and has become the best receiver in the NFL.
Sitting right on their tail is Gone Fishin’ at 6-2. This isn’t all that surprising due to
the fact they have Chris Johnson, the best RB in all of football. Despite some early
struggles, Johnson has really turned it on as of late.
After those teams, we now get into a logjam. Xtreme2daMax is 5-3 and have
very little wiggle room in the league. Despite being outscored by 4 points on the
season, they somehow have a winning record. Ben Roethlisberger’s return should
certainly help as we come down the stretch. We then have the five 4-4 teams, with
Cock-A-Doodle-Damn currently holding the 4th place tiebreaker. The team to watch
out for is the team currently last in the tiebreaker, Yellow Yellow Jackets. With Tom
Brady, the suddenly explosive Darren McFadden, and Reggie Wayne, they have the
ability to score a lot of points every week.
The last four teams are also in a logjam. Of the bottom four teams, The Rusty
Kuntz have the best chance to move up, due to their +46 point differential and their
high point total on the season (786.6 points). With a strong RB trio of Ahmad
Bradshaw, Arian Foster, and Michael Turner, this is the type of team that no one
wants to play come playoff time. It should be a very interesting last four weeks until
we reach the playoffs.
Fore*&(^ League - Midseason Report
by Andrew Mishler
With eight weeks of play down, I’m Relieved Apple Didn’t Barf on Me in Vegas leads the No Foreskin League by a commanding two games with a 7-1 record. Players like Arian Foster, Kyle Orton and Antonio Gates have led him to his record by playing superbly in the first half of the season. What’s more is that IRADBoM will be getting Vincent Jackson back at the end of the season when he returns to play for the Chargers. An already stacked lineup will become even better at that point, making IRADBoM the favorite in the league to win the championship.
Two owners with 5-3 records follow the leader of the league. One of them, The Late Merger, will be getting Mike Vick back in action this week to go along with Matt Ryan, LeSean McCoy and Reggie Wayne. He did lose his last match, so a high-scoring fantasy player like Vick back should be a big boost to his lineup. The other team with a 5-3 record, We are the Warriors and the Warriors are Great, is riding the best winning streak in the league right now at four straight wins. Darren McFadden and Dwayne Bowe have been his hot players in recent weeks.
With a 4-4 record, Mitch Cumstein has the best chance of starting a long winning streak of his own. The addition of Ben Roethlisberger to an already powerful team that includes the likes of Aaron Rodgers, Hakeem Nicks, Calvin Johnson and Jamaal Charles makes him a dangerous competitor moving forward.
While I’m Relieved Apple Didn’t Barf on Me in Vegas may have enough firepower to hold onto the top spot for the rest of the season, there are many teams behind him that have the potential to give him a serious run for his money.
Bush League - Midseason Report
by Andrew Mishler
At the midway point of the season, Morgan Dollar stands atop the Bush League with
a 6-2 record. He got there with the help of a few established fantasy stars as well as
a few fantasy sleepers heading into the season. Tom Brady and Arian Foster are the
obvious leaders of his team, but other players on his team like Ahmad Bradshaw,
Danny Woodhead and Mike Williams have produced beyond anyone’s expectations.
In addition, he’ll have Vincent Jackson back from suspension for the last fourth of
the season, which should improve an already powerhouse team enough to be taken
a serious championship contender.
Behind him sits four teams at 5-3. Out of that grouping, NY Mazmaniacs appears to
have the most firepower to continue to build on his winning record. He has a stable
of good to great WRs in Hakeem Nicks, Pierre Garcon, Steve Smith of the Panthers,
Jeremy Maclin and Lance Moore to go along with workhouse backs in Steven
Jackson and LaDainian Tomlinson. His quarterback, Peyton Manning, isn’t too bad
either. Balance appears to be a theme of his team, which should lead to plenty of
wins during the rest of the season.
As for the rest of the members of the league with a record of 4-4 and lower, Sticks
(3-5) is an owner who could be on the verge of a comeback. The recent emergence
of Darren McFadden as well Todd Haley’s decision to finally give Jamaal Charles a
greater amount of carries has boosted the stock of both players for the remainder
of the season. He also will have DeSean Jackson back from injury, which would only
add to already stacked receiving corps in Andre Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald and Percy
Harvin. With 3-5 record, he’ll have a tough climb from here, but he does have the
players to do it.
At the midway point of the season, Morgan Dollar stands atop the Bush League with
a 6-2 record. He got there with the help of a few established fantasy stars as well as
a few fantasy sleepers heading into the season. Tom Brady and Arian Foster are the
obvious leaders of his team, but other players on his team like Ahmad Bradshaw,
Danny Woodhead and Mike Williams have produced beyond anyone’s expectations.
In addition, he’ll have Vincent Jackson back from suspension for the last fourth of
the season, which should improve an already powerhouse team enough to be taken
a serious championship contender.
Behind him sits four teams at 5-3. Out of that grouping, NY Mazmaniacs appears to
have the most firepower to continue to build on his winning record. He has a stable
of good to great WRs in Hakeem Nicks, Pierre Garcon, Steve Smith of the Panthers,
Jeremy Maclin and Lance Moore to go along with workhouse backs in Steven
Jackson and LaDainian Tomlinson. His quarterback, Peyton Manning, isn’t too bad
either. Balance appears to be a theme of his team, which should lead to plenty of
wins during the rest of the season.
As for the rest of the members of the league with a record of 4-4 and lower, Sticks
(3-5) is an owner who could be on the verge of a comeback. The recent emergence
of Darren McFadden as well Todd Haley’s decision to finally give Jamaal Charles a
greater amount of carries has boosted the stock of both players for the remainder
of the season. He also will have DeSean Jackson back from injury, which would only
add to already stacked receiving corps in Andre Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald and Percy
Harvin. With 3-5 record, he’ll have a tough climb from here, but he does have the
players to do it.
Mid-Season Report: Czyk’s Revenge
by Sam Spiegelman
ForeSkins (5-3)
There’s a lot of encouraging signs for ForeSkins coming down the stretch. Carson Palmer is heating up, Hakeem the Dream is emerging as a WR1 and Arian Foster is a budding star. But with success, often, comes questionable decision making. If both Palmer and Matty Ice are hot, who are you going to rely on? If Foster and Rashard Mendenhall and Thomas Jones have good matchups, which running back will you rely on? Will a wide receiver’s name earn his a spot in the starting lineup over production? Here’s my advice: you’re atop of your division, granted by just a game. You have to stick with who got you here – Ryan, Foster, Mendenhall, Anquan Boldin, Nicks and Owens. When Malcolm Floyd returns, compare his production to V-Jax; wait to see if Santonio Holmes gets acclimated into the Jets offense. A trip to the playoffs is in your hands.
Ryan Grant, I hardly knew ye (4-4)
If the names were removed, you may consider Tom Brady not exactly the best fit at quarterback. As the Pats devolve into a 2002-version of their offense, I see Tom Terrific’s value declining sporadically; a last-second trade can take you from .500 to contender in this league. With DeAngelo hurt, you have done an excellent stacking up depth at running back – LeGarrette Blount, Michael Bush, Peyton “Running up” Hillis are all great plays week-to-week. Having Mike Wallace, Reggie Wayne and Roddy White are must-plays. It falls back on the quarterback. There are nine quarterbacks who have scored more points than Brady this season, many of which sitting on your fellow owners’ bench (including Ryan Fitzpatrick, what?) Go get ‘em.
Melbot (4-4)
TGIAR – Thank god it’s Andy Reid playing carousel with his quarterbacks. Neither Joe Flacco nor Mark Sanchez is an elite fantasy quarterback, so having Michael Vick back at the helm takes you to contender level. However, your running back situation remains questionable. Sure, LeSean McCoy is a stud, but Cedric Benson is as inconsistent as they come, while Willis McGahee and Shonn Greene are sitting at number two on the depth chart. You may want to sell Austin Collie or Braylon Edwards high; Dez Bryant is meshing well with Jon Kitna, Andre the Giant is untouchable and a Jeremy Maclin-Vick tandem could be nasty. Finding a RB2 puts you on an elite level.
Chumps (4-4)
With Peyton Manning and Chris Johnson both in your lineup, it’s hard to have a losing record. You would think Randy Moss could round out a big three; ehh. Moss has to prove he can play motivated with the Titans, which I think is inevitable. The dude’s got a disciplinary head coach to push him, a contending team and a reason to prove his doubters wrong – perhaps the biggest beneficiary is you, Chumps. If Ryan Torain can return healthy or Marshawn Lynch can return to his Buffalo form, you’re in great shape, because your wideouts are not going to get the job done. You’re leaning on Eddie Royal, Lee Evans, Patrick Crayton – hell, I’ll catch as many slants over the middle as Robert Meachem will on Sundays. You best hope Moss steps up in a big way to pick up the slack.
Eric vs. Hank (3-5)
I cannot even comprehend how the talent level has led this team to a dismal 3-5 record. Philip Rivers is playing out of his damn mind, Run DMC realized he can play in the big leagues, and Brandon Lloyd suddenly hit his stride. That, with the presence of Ahmad Bradshaw, Beanie Wells, Greg Jennings, the Marshall Plan, Steve Smith and Mike Williams – you should be undefeated bro. If it’s running backs you need, get what you can for Santana Moss and Smith, or even Lloyd who is bound to fall back to reality sooner or later. Regardless, your team will start to win a lot of games – the playoffs are on the horizon.
Champion Dwarf Tosser (5-3)
Rule one: don’t fall in love with Ryan Fitzpatrick; he plays for the Bills…’nuff said. Fortunately, Kyle Orton is playing great and under the radar. You also have The Law Firm manning up while Ray Rice and Felix Jones deal with road blocks. The same can be said for Stone Cold Miles Austin; what’s encouraging, however, is the chemistry he seems to have with Jon Kitna over Tony Romo so far. Getting Austin and your running backs to play consistently week in and week out is the only key to continue on the road to the playoffs.
Men without Helmets (5-3)
Aside from Drew Brees and Frank Gore, I am not a believer in Men without Helmets as a playoff contender. I don’t know whether I can trust Knowshon Moreno or Brandon Jacobs as a RB2; I don’t know if Donald Driver is healthy; what will Percy Harvin do without Randy Moss lining up opposite him? Unless a major trade can be made, I sense some faltering down the stretch for this team. How strong are Brees’ shoulders?
Last Place (4-4)
There is not a doubt in my mind this team can emerge from .500 to make the playoffs, and make noise once they get there. Aaron Rodgers just went scoreless last week – he is going to rebound like hell now, and refuel after his bye to help his team get to the playoffs. Jamaal Charles is finding his niche within the Chiefs offense, and is a fine fit at RB2 until Matt “I’m a Man, I’m” Forte finds his role with the Bears. I think Marques Colston is in store for a huge stretch run with the Saints, and perhaps Nate Washington will be the beneficiary of the Randy Moss trade and Kenny Britt injury. With assets like Fitz and Antonio Gates, get your tennis shoes on; you’re going on a run.
Elfboys (3-5)
Eeky quarterback situations, a lack of production from the running back situation and mediocrity at the wide receiver spot. Sorry, Elfboys, this is not your year. Stump the Schaub was stumped, plain and simple. Adrian Peterson cannot carry the entire Vikings offense on his back, how do you expect him to carry your team? And I don’t know if I’m ready to rely on Dwayne Bowe as my elite wideout each week. The team overall is average; time to hibernate for the winter.
Bearnaked Ladies (3-5)
Dude, your team is a mess. Jay Cutler is hitting all the receivers on the other team; Jahvid Best ran into a rookie wall and we’re putting all of our faith into a subpar wide receiving core. Aside from the Burner and DeSean Jackson, there is just not enough talent to turnaround your 3-5 season. Unless you switch to a defense opposing Cutler each week, there definitely are not enough points to be scored to carry you to the playoffs.
Mid-Season Reports: The Big House
by Sam Spiegelman
Lights Out (7-1)
With a playoff spot and presumably top seed essentially cemented, you really can’t ask for much more. This is by far the best team in the league now that Big Ben has solidified the quarterback position. The emergence of Ahmad Bradshaw and Hakeem the Dream were key components to this season’s success, so keeping them on their torrid paces will be make or break your season. It’s hard to trust Run DMC, but he’s essentially your RB3 and bye week fill-in, which is more an attribute to your depth. You may want to look elsewhere for your back-up quarterback – I don’t know if Ryan Fitzpatrick is necessarily the answer, although the dude’s been balling real hard lately. As long as health does not become an issue, it’s lights out for the rest of the league.
THE SHOCKER (5-3)
With a two-game cushion in the Maize Division, it appears as if you’re set for the postseason. Your lineup on paper is potentially the best in the league; it’s simply a lack of consistency and depth holding you from going bazerk every week. Stump the Schaub and Arian Foster have been up and down all season long, which nobody who have foreseen. Larry Fitzgerald and Brandon Marshall are going through struggles due to their lack of elite quarterbacks, although Derek Anderson definitely gives Fitz a better shot of producing bigger numbers, and Chad Henne has shown some flashes at times. I hate to see Davone Bess starting with the Marshall Plan in the lineup, and Heath Miller is more of a TE2 – but you can live with that. Try and find some waiver wire depth – move number on: forget Forsett.
Old School (3-5)
Perhaps the most inconsistent lineup in the league belongs to Old School who is employing a quarterback-by-committee approach, essentially going into each week by matchup or hot streak. In my opinion, Matthew Stafford is going to give you the best shot to win – the running game is a problem with the Lions, and believe it or not but the Lions have a lot of talented weapons to make plays for Stafford. Aside from Mike Wallace and LeSean McCoy, the rest of the team is more up-and-down than a hooker on a poll. Santonio Holmes, Stone Cold Miles Austin, Ray Rice, even DeSean Jackson have yet to perform well on a weekly basis. Let’s just say the talent is definitely there; it’s not necessarily paying off though.
Calbears aka Team Gunze (3-5)
There’s not a 3-5 team in the league I want more than Calbears. Once again, this is a team on paper (other than Steve Johnson, what?) that you would think is on top of the league. Philip Rivers is a man playing out of his damn mind; the Burner is just getting revved up; Greg Jennings is a stud; and Gonzo and T.O. are who you thought they were (no, you did not let them off the hook though). I was a guy high on Marshawn Lynch’s move to Seattle, but the dividends have really yet to show; until and if they do, Thomas Jones has to be the RB2. And with Dallas Clark out for the year, I love Austin Collie to take on an even bigger role in the slot, giving you added depth (and perhaps a start over Steve Johnson…yeah). If there’s one team that pull a 180-degree turn, it’s the Calbears.
Boom Goes The Dynamite (2-6)
Drew Brees, Steven Jackson, Beanie Wells – all the names were there to start off the season, but it’s just a matter of the team not gelling together at the right time. Brees and Jackson have been the most consistent of the bunch, but it’s Wells who is just coming on of late (and not too well). The same goes for Dwayne Bowe and Vernon Davis, as opposed to Donald Driver and Braylon Edwards who started off hot but cooled down in recent weeks. Once again, if I looked at this team in the preseason I would have surely assumed this is a postseason-caliber team; sorry for the disappointment, but at 2-6 you are too far gone.
Pain Curve (5-3)
Pain Curve is a team ravaged by injuries – Michael Vick, Antonio Gates, Malcolm Floyd; and the fact that the team is above .500 is impressive. Donovan McNabb is beyond disappointing for fantasy owners, and it is the same story for Maurice Jones-Drew, Cedric Benson and Matt “I’m a Man, I’m” Forte. By the way – those names two years ago would earn you a Super Bowl trophy for sure. Aside from Gates and Anquan Boldin, the receivers are just not there. Wes Welker has cooled off considerably since Randy Moss’ departure; Danny Amendola and Jabar Gaffney are simply not adequate options. I expect this team to slip down the stretch of the season, and a postseason appearance may be a reality at this point.
Ben Riback (5-3)
A real under-the-radar team in the playoff hunt is Ben Riback. With A-Rodge, Rashard Mendenhall, Andre the Giant and Ochocinco, there’s a serious core four developing. What will make or break this season – Percy Harvin continuing his surge without Randy Moss lining up opposite him, and perhaps Michael Vick at quarterback to get the ball into Brent Celek’s hands. Fortunately there’s a lot of depth – Joseph Addai (if healthy), Pierre Thomas (if he ever sees the field again for the Saints) and Brandon Lloyd, who I continue to warn owners against trusting but has yet to prove me right this season. This team has some serious star power; it would not shock me to see them make some noise in the playoffs.
Ron Mexico’s Pit Bullls (4-4)
The lone .500 team in the league – and a lineup that represents that record perfectly. Wacko for Flacco at quarterback, Marques Colston at wideout and leaning on Jacob Tamme to fill in at tight end – it doesn’t get more 4-4 than that. With DeAngelo Williams hurting, Brandon Jackson can be a productive backup, and Danny Woodhead is a potential touchdown each week for the Pats. You love to see Mike Williams (Bucs) breaking out as a rookie, but in his first season he may not be the stud yet to bring you to the promised land. Jeremy Maclin improves with Michael Vick’s return to the lineup. But much like the NFL, fantasy football is a quarterback-driven game; I simply do not trust Flacco to lead this team the playoffs.
Paydirt (3-5)
You can never count out a Peyton Manning-led team from making the playoffs, but there can only be so much pressure put on number 18 and his number one wide receiver to carry a team. LT and the Law Firm are both filling in well for their offenses – Tomlinson has returned his an exceptional level of play, it’s just a matter of how long it can last; and Green-Ellis is starring for the Patriots, who without Moss have devolved into a 2002-like version of the team where the offense flowed through the running game and Tom Brady simply making plays when they need him to. But Steve Smith is dealing with his share of quarterback troubles – same story, different year, and Visanthe Shiancoe just has not be the 2009 version we all see break out. I can’t say the postseason is feasible option this season.
Buttercup (3-5)
The All-Potential Team – Jamaal Charles, Ryan Mathews, Johnny Knox, LeGarrette Blount, Shonn Greene and Ryan Torain. It’s a collection of talent for sure, just not a matter of them breaking loose as well as they were expected to. Charles has come on of late for the Chiefs, and Blount made his presence noticed last week as Tampa Bay secured a last-second win. We thought Mathews was going to be a Rookie of the Year candidate; we thought Knox was going to emerge as Jay Cutler’s go-to guy and we all waited for Torain and Green to seize their team’s starting gigs. There is a lot of disappointment with this talent-loaded roster, which is why a turnaround is not out of sight. I think making the switch for Kyle Orton over Tom Brady is a bold but smart first move, and then getting Mathews out of your starting lineup until he shows he can make a difference. We’ll see how Randy Moss fits in with the Titans, and who comes out of the bye week getting carries for the Skins. With that said, the next few matchups will make, or break this season, Buttercup.
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Elks Den – Midseason Report
By Paul Pearson
We are only a week away from crowning the first-week champion, but the Elks Den league is still up for grabs. Green Death currently finds itself at the top of the rankings with 592.95 points. It certainly doesn’t hurt to be able to start fantasy football’s top running back, Arian Foster (95.1 points). FIRE AND ICE are trailing by only nine points or so, despite having just about every member of the Indianapolis Colts injury list on the roster.
Balco!! is only 16 points behind the Death and has withstood injury blows of its own. Steve Slaton, Steve Smith (Carolina version) and Sidney Rice have all missed significant amount of time for the Balcos. Meanwhile, the Wonder Twins have pulled to within 19 points of the Death, in part by scoring a league-leading 98.84 points last week. Their top scorer so far has been a rookie, Sam Bradford, with 82.58 points for the suddenly-a-factor-again St. Louis Rams.
UwanaPieceOMe currently occupies the 5th spot in the league table, despite having fantasy football’s top-scoring player, Peyton Manning (127.38) and fantasy’s top tight end, Antonio Gates (87.15). TACO’S AL VAPOR sit in the middle of the standings but do lead the league the Elks Den in one category: They are tied with the Death for most roster moves (23).
Having fantasy football’s leading wide receiver, Calvin Johnson (77.1), has not kept the Bogimeisters out of 7th place. They have a razor-slim 1.7-point lead over the 8th-place Where’s the food? – a team that, ironically enough, has to hope Randy “You call this food?” Moss gels quickly with the rest of the Tennessee Titans.
4th and 20 trails the Death by nearly 90 points. This team has had to deal with Alex Smith’s benching, Reggie Bush injury and Donald Driver’s disappearance from Aaron Rodgers’ radar. The 10th-place Snookuation might as well have spent last weekend watching a Jersey Shore marathon; they scored a league-low 37.62 points.
This brings us to the Bad News Barristers, who occupy the league cellar with 489.3 points, or roughly 103 points fewer than the Death. They might still be reeling from both Tony Romo’s fractured collarbone and having left Darren McFadden on the bench for his 33.8-point explosion in Week 7.
We are only a week away from crowning the first-week champion, but the Elks Den league is still up for grabs. Green Death currently finds itself at the top of the rankings with 592.95 points. It certainly doesn’t hurt to be able to start fantasy football’s top running back, Arian Foster (95.1 points). FIRE AND ICE are trailing by only nine points or so, despite having just about every member of the Indianapolis Colts injury list on the roster.
Balco!! is only 16 points behind the Death and has withstood injury blows of its own. Steve Slaton, Steve Smith (Carolina version) and Sidney Rice have all missed significant amount of time for the Balcos. Meanwhile, the Wonder Twins have pulled to within 19 points of the Death, in part by scoring a league-leading 98.84 points last week. Their top scorer so far has been a rookie, Sam Bradford, with 82.58 points for the suddenly-a-factor-again St. Louis Rams.
UwanaPieceOMe currently occupies the 5th spot in the league table, despite having fantasy football’s top-scoring player, Peyton Manning (127.38) and fantasy’s top tight end, Antonio Gates (87.15). TACO’S AL VAPOR sit in the middle of the standings but do lead the league the Elks Den in one category: They are tied with the Death for most roster moves (23).
Having fantasy football’s leading wide receiver, Calvin Johnson (77.1), has not kept the Bogimeisters out of 7th place. They have a razor-slim 1.7-point lead over the 8th-place Where’s the food? – a team that, ironically enough, has to hope Randy “You call this food?” Moss gels quickly with the rest of the Tennessee Titans.
4th and 20 trails the Death by nearly 90 points. This team has had to deal with Alex Smith’s benching, Reggie Bush injury and Donald Driver’s disappearance from Aaron Rodgers’ radar. The 10th-place Snookuation might as well have spent last weekend watching a Jersey Shore marathon; they scored a league-low 37.62 points.
This brings us to the Bad News Barristers, who occupy the league cellar with 489.3 points, or roughly 103 points fewer than the Death. They might still be reeling from both Tony Romo’s fractured collarbone and having left Darren McFadden on the bench for his 33.8-point explosion in Week 7.
Taking Talents to South Beach – Midseason Report
By Paul Pearson
As we head into Week 9 of the NFL season, seven teams sit within one game of each other at the top of the Taking Talents to South Beach standings. Favre’s Huge Cock occupies the No. 1 spot with a league-high 995.76 points. It helps to have Philip Rivers, the top player in fantasy football (187.26 points), along with Arian Foster, the top-scoring running back (161). Free17LetHimBallOut is in second place but trails the Cocks by over 100 points and now must deal with Kyle Orton’s bye week.
The 69ers sit in third place, despite Vincent Jackson’s elongated suspensions and injuries to both Joseph Addai and Austin Collie. Malken is the fourth of the 5-3 teams by virtue of having scored only 786.18 points. This team is completely dependent on Drew Brees for its passing points (literally; this roster currently features no other quarterbacks).
Immediately behind these 5-3 teams, we find a three-way logjam of 4-4 squads. IGoodInMyOtherLeague leads the way with 908.38 but has given up a league-high 957.34 points. No other team is within 75 points of that total. The OtherLeagues feature a ground-oriented attack; the only players to crack the 100-point barrier are Adrian Peterson, Frank Gore and Steven Jackson.
The sixth-place Hochuli’s Biceps, on the other hand, like to go to the air; their only 100-plus-point players are Peyton Manning and Anquan Boldin. Sneezin&Coughlin has scored a league-low 693.74 points and has suffered critical injuries to both DeSean Jackson and Reggie Bush. The Coughlins also have given up a league-low 762.2 points.
iShouldBe7and1, victims of the recent LaDainian Tomlinson scoring change, sit at 3-5, despite the presence of Antonio Gates, fantasy football’s top-scoring tight end (140.3). The 7and1s are tied with the Moaning Sloths, who have risen to 3-5 by virtue of a two-game winning streak.
At the bottom of the heap, we find FaceHumpingKRoesser, a team that has gotten epic afternoons from Adrian Peterson but also has had to ride the Randy Moss Roller Coaster. Now the KRoessers have to survive a bye week for fantasy football’s top-scoring wide receiver, Brandon Lloyd (138.8).
As we head into Week 9 of the NFL season, seven teams sit within one game of each other at the top of the Taking Talents to South Beach standings. Favre’s Huge Cock occupies the No. 1 spot with a league-high 995.76 points. It helps to have Philip Rivers, the top player in fantasy football (187.26 points), along with Arian Foster, the top-scoring running back (161). Free17LetHimBallOut is in second place but trails the Cocks by over 100 points and now must deal with Kyle Orton’s bye week.
The 69ers sit in third place, despite Vincent Jackson’s elongated suspensions and injuries to both Joseph Addai and Austin Collie. Malken is the fourth of the 5-3 teams by virtue of having scored only 786.18 points. This team is completely dependent on Drew Brees for its passing points (literally; this roster currently features no other quarterbacks).
Immediately behind these 5-3 teams, we find a three-way logjam of 4-4 squads. IGoodInMyOtherLeague leads the way with 908.38 but has given up a league-high 957.34 points. No other team is within 75 points of that total. The OtherLeagues feature a ground-oriented attack; the only players to crack the 100-point barrier are Adrian Peterson, Frank Gore and Steven Jackson.
The sixth-place Hochuli’s Biceps, on the other hand, like to go to the air; their only 100-plus-point players are Peyton Manning and Anquan Boldin. Sneezin&Coughlin has scored a league-low 693.74 points and has suffered critical injuries to both DeSean Jackson and Reggie Bush. The Coughlins also have given up a league-low 762.2 points.
iShouldBe7and1, victims of the recent LaDainian Tomlinson scoring change, sit at 3-5, despite the presence of Antonio Gates, fantasy football’s top-scoring tight end (140.3). The 7and1s are tied with the Moaning Sloths, who have risen to 3-5 by virtue of a two-game winning streak.
At the bottom of the heap, we find FaceHumpingKRoesser, a team that has gotten epic afternoons from Adrian Peterson but also has had to ride the Randy Moss Roller Coaster. Now the KRoessers have to survive a bye week for fantasy football’s top-scoring wide receiver, Brandon Lloyd (138.8).
Haverford Trust - Midseason Report
by Andrew Mishler
Parity has become the theme for the 2010 NFL season. The same could be said of Haverford Trust.
After eight weeks, four teams in the Bears Division are tied for first place with a 5-3 record. Executioners carries the most momentum in the division with a current three-game winning streak. He has players like Ahmad Bradshaw, Dwayne Bowe and Darren McFadden to thank for that, as each of those players has broken out in recent weeks. Most notable is McFadden, who has managed to come back from a hamstring injury to score an immense 48 points in Week 7 and 18 points in Week 8. If he continues to pile up numbers like that, then Executioners will have to be considered as the favorite to win the Bears Division.
However, King Cobra, who also has a 5-3 record in the division, might have something to say about that down the stretch. He’s been holding Vincent Jackson in storage since the start of the season; with Jackson set to return to the Chargers for the last quarter of the season after a long holdout, King Cobra will be able to make a great addition to already powerful team, just in time for the playoffs.
In the Bulls Division, Mutley and Dancing Bears both lead the pack with a 5-3 record. Between the two of them, Dancing Bears looks more primed to break away from the rest of the division. He has a good stable of running backs in both Chris Johnson, who should be able to find some more running room with the recent addition of Randy Moss, and LeSean McCoy. The rest of his team has for the most part played solid as well this season.
On the heels of both Dancing Bears and Mutley is a trio of 4-4 teams. Losing Tony Romo to injury dealt Lethal Weapons a huge blow to his lineup, so it now looks like Boyertown Crackers might be the one that will emerge from that group. The most notable player on his team is the recently acquired LaGarrette Blount, who has supplanted Cadillac Williams as the main running back in Tampa Bay. Boyertown Crackers also still has Peyton Manning and Steven Jackson, who are guarantees to pile up huge points week in and week out. But like Bears Division, it is a tight race, and anybody at this point could make a run.
Parity has become the theme for the 2010 NFL season. The same could be said of Haverford Trust.
After eight weeks, four teams in the Bears Division are tied for first place with a 5-3 record. Executioners carries the most momentum in the division with a current three-game winning streak. He has players like Ahmad Bradshaw, Dwayne Bowe and Darren McFadden to thank for that, as each of those players has broken out in recent weeks. Most notable is McFadden, who has managed to come back from a hamstring injury to score an immense 48 points in Week 7 and 18 points in Week 8. If he continues to pile up numbers like that, then Executioners will have to be considered as the favorite to win the Bears Division.
However, King Cobra, who also has a 5-3 record in the division, might have something to say about that down the stretch. He’s been holding Vincent Jackson in storage since the start of the season; with Jackson set to return to the Chargers for the last quarter of the season after a long holdout, King Cobra will be able to make a great addition to already powerful team, just in time for the playoffs.
In the Bulls Division, Mutley and Dancing Bears both lead the pack with a 5-3 record. Between the two of them, Dancing Bears looks more primed to break away from the rest of the division. He has a good stable of running backs in both Chris Johnson, who should be able to find some more running room with the recent addition of Randy Moss, and LeSean McCoy. The rest of his team has for the most part played solid as well this season.
On the heels of both Dancing Bears and Mutley is a trio of 4-4 teams. Losing Tony Romo to injury dealt Lethal Weapons a huge blow to his lineup, so it now looks like Boyertown Crackers might be the one that will emerge from that group. The most notable player on his team is the recently acquired LaGarrette Blount, who has supplanted Cadillac Williams as the main running back in Tampa Bay. Boyertown Crackers also still has Peyton Manning and Steven Jackson, who are guarantees to pile up huge points week in and week out. But like Bears Division, it is a tight race, and anybody at this point could make a run.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Alabama Crab Danglers – Midseason Report
By Paul Pearson
After eight weeks of fantasy action, a clear divide is developing between the contenders and the pretenders in the Alabama Crab Danglers league. We start in Division 1, where the Wisco Wormburpers are off to the best start. They sport a 7-1 season record and a two-game winning streak, and they have been able to brush off Reggie Bush’s injury and Vincent Jackson’s suspension with strong numbers from Adrian Peterson and Matt Ryan. I Piss Excellence sits one game back thanks to the cannon arm of Philip Rivers, the top scorer in fantasy football with 207.75 points.
Websters Dicktionary sits right at .500. The Dicktionaries do have the highest point total (968.2 points) and the top-scoring running back in Arian Foster. However, they also have allowed a league-leading 922.8 points. The 40 Yr Old Viking is two games behind the Dicktionaries with a 2-6 record. The Norseman has had to absorb not only Dallas Clark’s season-ending injury, but Larry Johnson’s release after only two games with the Washington Redskins.
The Nerfherders are staring up at everyone else with a 1-7 record, a five-game losing streak and a league-low point total of 664.45 points. The only top 10 players currently on the Nerfherder roster are kickers (Graham Gano and Matt Bryant) and defense/special teams (the Redskins).
Over in Division 2, the Chicken Cutlet finds itself at the top of the heap with a 5-3 record. Now it has to deal with life without Kenny Britt for a while. (Britt’s life also may have become more complicated now that the Tennessee Titans have claimed Randy Moss off waivers.)
Three other teams in this division are tied at 4-4. Lt. Blumpkin has the edge over the others with 831.55 points and Antonio Gates, the top-scoring tight end with 129.3 points. Double Deuce sits roughly 37 points behind the Blumpkins, thanks in part to Brandon Lloyd, the highest-scoring wide receiver with 126.8 points. Kosher Catfish, getting solid numbers from both Tom Brady and Chris Johnson, is only 22 points and change behind the Deuces.
Casual Sacks sits in the division basement with a 3-5 record and a two-game losing streak. This team would be dominant if this were a quarterback-only league; its roster currently features Aaron Rodgers, Kyle Orton and Carson Palmer.
After eight weeks of fantasy action, a clear divide is developing between the contenders and the pretenders in the Alabama Crab Danglers league. We start in Division 1, where the Wisco Wormburpers are off to the best start. They sport a 7-1 season record and a two-game winning streak, and they have been able to brush off Reggie Bush’s injury and Vincent Jackson’s suspension with strong numbers from Adrian Peterson and Matt Ryan. I Piss Excellence sits one game back thanks to the cannon arm of Philip Rivers, the top scorer in fantasy football with 207.75 points.
Websters Dicktionary sits right at .500. The Dicktionaries do have the highest point total (968.2 points) and the top-scoring running back in Arian Foster. However, they also have allowed a league-leading 922.8 points. The 40 Yr Old Viking is two games behind the Dicktionaries with a 2-6 record. The Norseman has had to absorb not only Dallas Clark’s season-ending injury, but Larry Johnson’s release after only two games with the Washington Redskins.
The Nerfherders are staring up at everyone else with a 1-7 record, a five-game losing streak and a league-low point total of 664.45 points. The only top 10 players currently on the Nerfherder roster are kickers (Graham Gano and Matt Bryant) and defense/special teams (the Redskins).
Over in Division 2, the Chicken Cutlet finds itself at the top of the heap with a 5-3 record. Now it has to deal with life without Kenny Britt for a while. (Britt’s life also may have become more complicated now that the Tennessee Titans have claimed Randy Moss off waivers.)
Three other teams in this division are tied at 4-4. Lt. Blumpkin has the edge over the others with 831.55 points and Antonio Gates, the top-scoring tight end with 129.3 points. Double Deuce sits roughly 37 points behind the Blumpkins, thanks in part to Brandon Lloyd, the highest-scoring wide receiver with 126.8 points. Kosher Catfish, getting solid numbers from both Tom Brady and Chris Johnson, is only 22 points and change behind the Deuces.
Casual Sacks sits in the division basement with a 3-5 record and a two-game losing streak. This team would be dominant if this were a quarterback-only league; its roster currently features Aaron Rodgers, Kyle Orton and Carson Palmer.
City of Champs – Midseason Report
By Paul Pearson
One word can describe the standings in the City of Champs league at the midpoint of the season: logjam. (Yes, that’s one word, not two; I looked it up.)
In the Oral division, three teams share the league’s best record at 5-3. The Beach Bums currently sit on top with a league-high 883 points scored, led by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense/special teams, who are averaging 24.4 points a game. Big Ben’s Bathroom had the league’s best record until stumbling last week, when four of its players, including three Ravens, were on their bye week. Completing the trifecta are the Rapethlis burghers, who are getting over 20 points a game from both Peyton Manning and the New York Jets defense/special teams.
Team XXX and Air Force One share the Oral division’s worst record at 3-5. Team XXX, with the league’s top running back (Arian Foster) and tight end (Antonio Gates), holds a 45-point edge over Air Force One, who are still recovering from injuries by DeSean Jackson and Joseph Addai.
Things are even tighter in the Anal division, where four teams share a 4-4 record. Piece of Ice, the only one of the four to win its Week 8 game, sports the league’s top quarterback (Philip Rivers) and wide receiver (Brandon Lloyd) and the division’s top point total (841). Little Italy, only 18 points behind the Ice in the standings, sports a pair of top 10 defense/special teams in the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears. The Tig ManBitties roster features top 10 players at every position except tight end, while the Bayside Tigers sport a pair of 20-point players in Aaron Rodgers and the Seattle Seahawks defense/special teams.
That leaves Testl Cool, who has the division cellar all to itself at 3-5, despite a pair of top 10 running backs (LeSean McCoy and Rashard Mendenhall) and a pair of top 10 quarterbacks (Kyle Orton and the Who-the-Hell-Saw-This-Coming Midseason Award winner, Ryan Fitzpatrick).
One word can describe the standings in the City of Champs league at the midpoint of the season: logjam. (Yes, that’s one word, not two; I looked it up.)
In the Oral division, three teams share the league’s best record at 5-3. The Beach Bums currently sit on top with a league-high 883 points scored, led by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense/special teams, who are averaging 24.4 points a game. Big Ben’s Bathroom had the league’s best record until stumbling last week, when four of its players, including three Ravens, were on their bye week. Completing the trifecta are the Rapethlis burghers, who are getting over 20 points a game from both Peyton Manning and the New York Jets defense/special teams.
Team XXX and Air Force One share the Oral division’s worst record at 3-5. Team XXX, with the league’s top running back (Arian Foster) and tight end (Antonio Gates), holds a 45-point edge over Air Force One, who are still recovering from injuries by DeSean Jackson and Joseph Addai.
Things are even tighter in the Anal division, where four teams share a 4-4 record. Piece of Ice, the only one of the four to win its Week 8 game, sports the league’s top quarterback (Philip Rivers) and wide receiver (Brandon Lloyd) and the division’s top point total (841). Little Italy, only 18 points behind the Ice in the standings, sports a pair of top 10 defense/special teams in the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears. The Tig ManBitties roster features top 10 players at every position except tight end, while the Bayside Tigers sport a pair of 20-point players in Aaron Rodgers and the Seattle Seahawks defense/special teams.
That leaves Testl Cool, who has the division cellar all to itself at 3-5, despite a pair of top 10 running backs (LeSean McCoy and Rashard Mendenhall) and a pair of top 10 quarterbacks (Kyle Orton and the Who-the-Hell-Saw-This-Coming Midseason Award winner, Ryan Fitzpatrick).
W. Orange Football Mecca League – Midseason Report
By Paul Pearson
So far, the balance of power in this league is tilted toward the West Orange Metro Area Division, where Double Secret Probation and Meet the Mutts share the best record (7-1). The Probations, led by Arian Foster and his 20.7-point average, currently hold a 21.7-point edge in the race for the division lead, but the Mutts, with the help of fantasy breakout star Ryan Fitzpatrick, are riding a seven-game winning streak.
Jordan’s Bar Mitzvah Fund sits two games behind the division leaders, and things don’t get any easier this week with both Frank Gore and Maurice Jones-Drew on bye weeks. Creeping Death and Hoofhearted , both Week 8 winners, are two games below .500. Both teams now must address receiver issues. The Death’s Kenny Britt is out for some time with a hamstring injury, while Hoofhearted’s Randy Moss is looking for a new team.
Buddy’s Watching You, having scored a league-low 575.9 points, sits in the cellar with a seven-game losing streak. The Buddys rolled the dice and came up with snake-eyes on both Clinton Portis (who hasn’t taken the field since Week 4) and Vincent Jackson (who has yet to play at all for the Chargers this season.
Meanwhile, in the Everywhere Else Division, The Warriors (Come Out and Play) and TITANS sport identical 5-3 records. The Warriors currently sit on top, having scored a league-high 835.4 points, and they get Michael Vick back this week. The TITANS are hoping to get Reggie Bush sometime before the fantasy playoffs begin.
If either team falters, Lee H. sits ready to pounce with a 4-4 record and a quarterback (Aaron Rodgers) who has reached double digits in seven of his eight games. Team RamRod and Brett M. are two games below .500. The RamRods are losing despite Peyton Manning’s solid work under center, while Brett M. is feeling the effects of Larry Fitzgerald’s fall from fantasy grace.
Squatter’s Rights are a game below them in the division basement, despite being the only Everywhere Else team that won in Week 8. Don’t blame Darren McFadden; he’s reached double digits in every game he’s played this season.
So far, the balance of power in this league is tilted toward the West Orange Metro Area Division, where Double Secret Probation and Meet the Mutts share the best record (7-1). The Probations, led by Arian Foster and his 20.7-point average, currently hold a 21.7-point edge in the race for the division lead, but the Mutts, with the help of fantasy breakout star Ryan Fitzpatrick, are riding a seven-game winning streak.
Jordan’s Bar Mitzvah Fund sits two games behind the division leaders, and things don’t get any easier this week with both Frank Gore and Maurice Jones-Drew on bye weeks. Creeping Death and Hoofhearted , both Week 8 winners, are two games below .500. Both teams now must address receiver issues. The Death’s Kenny Britt is out for some time with a hamstring injury, while Hoofhearted’s Randy Moss is looking for a new team.
Buddy’s Watching You, having scored a league-low 575.9 points, sits in the cellar with a seven-game losing streak. The Buddys rolled the dice and came up with snake-eyes on both Clinton Portis (who hasn’t taken the field since Week 4) and Vincent Jackson (who has yet to play at all for the Chargers this season.
Meanwhile, in the Everywhere Else Division, The Warriors (Come Out and Play) and TITANS sport identical 5-3 records. The Warriors currently sit on top, having scored a league-high 835.4 points, and they get Michael Vick back this week. The TITANS are hoping to get Reggie Bush sometime before the fantasy playoffs begin.
If either team falters, Lee H. sits ready to pounce with a 4-4 record and a quarterback (Aaron Rodgers) who has reached double digits in seven of his eight games. Team RamRod and Brett M. are two games below .500. The RamRods are losing despite Peyton Manning’s solid work under center, while Brett M. is feeling the effects of Larry Fitzgerald’s fall from fantasy grace.
Squatter’s Rights are a game below them in the division basement, despite being the only Everywhere Else team that won in Week 8. Don’t blame Darren McFadden; he’s reached double digits in every game he’s played this season.
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