No Sissies Week #7 Recap

by Kevin McCune

Weezies Weezies vs. Barbara Barbarians
The Barbarians got a lot of production from their defense this week. Ware, McIntosh, and
Barber all came up big, but it was not enough to overcome the Weez’s trio of receivers
Bowe, Britt, and Ochocinco. Seriously though, I don’t think anyone expected this out
of these guys. I mean child please, Chad hadn’t done anything since week one, up until
the last two weeks Bowe had had a bad case of the dropsies all season, but the biggest
surprise was Britt. He’s been solid the last few weeks near the redzone, but a 7-cath, 225
yard, 3 TD performance sounds like something off Madden, and helped Weez kiss the
baby on a battle in which the winner got a share of the league lead. The Barbarians still
dropped 200 points in the loss, and will look to rebound against I am NFmeL this week.

Bud Guzzler vs. Doomsday Defense
Doomsday warded off sole possession of last place by defeating Guzzler. Even with
Cowboy Roy laying a goose egg on Monday night, Matt Ryan, Curtis Lofton, and Frank
Gore all more than made up for his poor performance. For Guzzler, big named players
continued to bring little results. Larry Fitzgerald continued to be not Larry Fitzgerald
without Warner under center. Chris Johnson had one of his worst performances of the
year, and to top it all off, Romo got sidelined before being a factor. Call it bad luck, call it
what you will. Stephen Tulloch was really the lone bright spot on an underperforming D.

Atlanta Ironman vs. Team Bud LightThe Atlanta Ironman were great in this one, but Team Bud light was better. Ironman
had Turner the Burner, but Bug light had the better Dirty Bird. A ridiculous individual
point total for Roddy White, along with big games for Roethlisberger, Jones-Drew,
and Greenway defeated solid performances by pretty much the whole Ironman roster.
Ironman got nothing from the D-line, as Bud Light’s D-lineman outscored their
counterparts 25-8.

phily’s phlunky’s vs. #1 MemesBoyz
In a battle that saw little to no quarterback play with Matt Hasselbeck going up against
Tom Brady, the phlunky’s knocked off the MemesBoyz. The difference was made in
the receiving game where the MemesBoyz wideouts put up a respectable 28 points;
unfortunately they were outscored by phlunky WR Hakeem Nicks, who put up 38 all by
himself. Adrian Peterson put up big numbers for the Boyz, but it still wasn’t enough, as
Darren Sproles finally did anything for the phlunky’.

Anna’s Annihilator’s vs. steel lions
Anna made sure not to lose a chance at being tied for first in the league, as she knocked
off the steel lions this week. The Annihilator’s got strong performances out of everyone
on their offense with Phillip Rivers, Steven Jackson, and Davone Bess leading the charge.
The D came up huge too, led by Scott Fujita’s 11 tackles, 1 sack, and INT performance
in his return to the Big Easy. Not much went right for the steel lions, and Jay Cutler’s
inconsistencies hurt the team, or maybe he’s just DeAngelo Hall’s best friend, and he
was doing him a solid by throwing those four interceptions. The D-line was huge, with
Coefield and Cole combining for 32 points, but they couldn’t make up for Mike Wallace
and LeSean McCoy being the lone bright spots on the offense.

The Easy Riders vs. I am NFmelA win meant a share of first, and a loss meant a share of fifth. Thankfully NFmel was
playing the 1-5 Easy Riders, but unfortunately for mel, it wasn’t quite so easy of a ride.
The Riders captured only their second win of the season, thanks in large part to… Any
dogs in the house? Whoof whoof Ray Lewis who had 15 tackles, a sack, forced fumble,
and fumble recovery. While Ray led the D, Knowshon played great back off of injury,
and Hines Ward made sure mel couldn’t ketchup. Mel had strong performances by T.O.,
and Desmond Bishop, but everyone else was only solid.

Shake N Bake vs. Team HeavyTo keep their head above water in the league standings, Team Heavy came into this one
needing a win against 2-4 Shake N Bake, and they got it. Bake only had two real good
performances out of Carson Palmer and Quintin Mikell, everyone else was just solid or
below average. When that’s the case, you never gonna get too many opportunities to win.
Heavy flexed their muscles getting a double digit scoring performance out of everyone
except for Tyson Alualu, and Ben Watson.