SCHOEP'S Week #7 Recap

by Kevin McCune

Just Kaeding vs. Virginia Charger Fan
No joke about it, this was a game Just Kaeding was supposed to win, the surprise was that they did it on the shoulders of Matt Ryan and not Tom Brady, in fact Ryan’s point total actually helped make up for a mediocre performance put in by the Beiber mop. Danny Amendola and Maurice Jones Drew came up big after down weeks. Harvin kept benefiting from Moss' presence. On the other side, Virginia will be looking for a new QB once again this week, with the announcement that Kolb will be benched in favor of
Vick (Don’t worry after a couple weeks Kolb’ll be back). Kolb and Cassel weren’t bad for Virginia this week, they just weren’t as good as Ryan and Brady. Adrian Peterson was a monster again posting 27.2 points for Virginia.

Raider Nation vs. Phil’s p-hoes
The dream of a perfect season ended in week 7 and so did the league lead as Radier Nation ran into a formidable foe. Phil’s p-hoe’s needed the W to move within one game of first place, and they did it while starting a quarterback who didn’t play in Vince Young, another QB who threw 4 picks in Brees, and a kicker who was on his bye week in Nick Folk. So how’d they do it? Well Dez Bryant might not carry shoulder pads, but he carried this team dropping 35.2 points. Thomas Jones also came up big, and even with
the four picks, Brees still had a better game than Raider QB’s Aaron Rodgers and Joe Flacco. Miles Austin, Christopher Ivory, and Tony Moeaki all had less than mediocre performances contributing to the Nation’s first defeat.

Call of Booty vs. Agustin
Booty had to be smiling this week upon seeing the schedule and realizing they’d be playing1-5 Agustin. Well, Agustin is now 1-6, but one has to question some of the coaching moves. Agustin started Josh Johnson at QB, and obviously got 0 points from him. Agustin also elected to go with the injured DeSean Jackson and Shonn Greene on a bye week. But in reality, the match up hardly mattered because Booty could of beat half
the teams in the league with their 130.56-point mark. The running back trio of Bradshaw, Gore, and Charles led Booty.

The Assassins vs. Raider HaterRaider Nation lost, and with a win, Raider Hater could have been tied for first in the league, but that dream was murdered by a group of Assassins. No Schaub no problem, Eli got enough points for two quarterbacks, and the Assassins caught a break with huge games from their receivers Roddy White and Marques Colston. The Hater’s got a big game from Carson Palmer, but poor performances by Maclin, Driver, and Ryan Matthews did them in.

The Destroyers vs. Jokeland HatersThe Destroyers continued to Destroy nothing but their record, as they fell to 1-6 on the year. It didn’t help that the Big D connection of Romo and Roy got a whopping 5.56 points between them. Even a burner performance by Turner couldn’t make up for a surprisingly bad game by Brandon Lloyd and Brent Celek. Hines Ward and Darren Sproles, as well as a huge 15-point performance by David Akers led the Haters.