By Greg Pickel
Elfboys 88, Chumps 52
Adrian Peterson’s 26 points enabled the Elfboys to end their recent skid and earn their fourth win of the season. 28 combined points from Steve Smith and Brandon Jackson also helped seal the deal for the ‘Boys, who moved to 4-5 on the season. It was a good week for the Elfboys to run in to the Chumps (4-5), as the Chumps were without three key players: Chris Johnson, Eddie Royal, and Michael Crabtree, who were all lost to byes. The loss was the third in the row for the Chumps, who have failed in three chances since their two game winning streak over Weeks 5 and 6.
Eric vs Hank 101, Meltbot 66
A rough coaching week for the Meltbot’s (4-5) left them on the wrong end of this Week 9 scrap, as their bench scored a combined 74 points irrelevant points. However, a win is a win for Eric vs Hank (4-5), who moved in to a four way tie for second place by ending their recent losing streak. It was a rough week for the Meltbot staff, as the coaches left Cedric Benson and Dez Bryant (13 points each) and Willis McGahee (12) on the bench, and started Jeremy Maclin and Shonn Greene, who tallied just eight combined points on the day. We cannot fault the staff for starting Andre Johnson, even though he also turned in a measly four points. That being said, it was a great day for the staff of Eric vs Hank, who fared well even while suffering a hand full of players out due to bye. It was a good day to be a Phillip Rivers owner, as the San Diego QB scored 24 total points, canceling out the stellar day turned in by the Meltbot’s Michael Vick.
Foreskins 125, Ryan Grant, I hardly knew ye 90
The league’s first place team continued its domination in Week 9 with a 35 points victory Ryan Grant I hardly knew ye, who dropped to 4-5 on the year and in to a four-way tie for second in the Heads division. It was a good week for both coaching staffs, as only one player on both teams combined scored double digit points on the bench. That was the Foreskin’s Santonio Holmes, who turned in 11 points. We like benching Holmes over the compliment of WRs the staff of the Foreskins started this week. Realistically, this team ran is a buzz saw, and took care of business. Arian Foster’s 31 point effort was the key in this one.
For Ryan Grant, I hardly knew ye, it was a tough week with a few bright spots. The team continues to be rewarded for the value it found on Peyton Hillis, and Mike Wallace’s 17 point effort on Monday night was a bright spot as well. However, this team ran in to a hot side in the Foreskins.
Bearnaked Ladies 105, Last Place 71
Last Place (4-5) moved in to a tie for last place in the Tails division in their divisional battle this week with the Bearnaked Ladies (4-5). It was another good coaching effort here by both sides, as neither team left a lot of potential on the bench. Neither team had a bench player score in the double digits, and Jamal Charles nine points for Last Place was the only bench player who scored more than a starter at the same position.
22 points from Michael Turner and 21 from the Green Bay Packers defense led the charge for the Ladies, who wrapped this contest up at the conclusion of Sunday night’s debacle at Green Bay. They are now on a two game winning streak.
Men Without Helmets 70, Champion Dwarf Tossers 55
In the low scoring contest of the week, MWH moved to 6-3 and now sits atop the Tails division with a 15 point victory. The staff of MWH left Percy Harvin’s 11 points on the bench, but Drew Brees and Ronnie Brown combined for 30 points to carry the Harvinless team to victory. It was a brutal week for the Dwarf Tossers, who received just one point a piece from four different players, and Calvin Johnson’s 15 points could not save the day for the Tossers, who now sit at 5-4 and second in the Tails division.
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