It's down to four teams in the Well, Lumbergh Effed Her League competing for the championship, and nearly as important, that sweet cash. The end of the season always produces some crazy outcomes, and this year will be no different. Good luck to all still involved.
Chachi in Charge vs. Trailer Trashers
It's been a tale of two seasons for Chachi in Charge. After starting 1-6, they rallied to win of their last seven games, and then blindsided the top-seeded Brown Storm 94-63 in the first round when the Storm got Ortoned. The Trailer Trashers, on the other hand, kind of hung around the middle of the pack all season, never winning, or losing, three games in a row. After using a huge Monday night to get past BullBus LA, they bring a two-game win streak into the all-important second round matchup with Chachi, who they defeated 91-79 in Week 5.
Matchup Breakdown:
Despite the subpar record, Chachi's roster reads like a veritable Pro Bowl roster. Tom Brady, Arian Foster, Peyton Hillis, and Jacob Tamme are all performing at elite levels, and Larry Fitzgerald and Malcom Floyd haven't been too shabby either. There're no avoidable matchups to speak of, and while conditions won't be ideal for Brady, after watching what he did last week, it's obvious Mother Nature is no match for the studly QB. It could wreak havoc on his hair, though.
The Trailer Trashers aren't in nearly an advantageous position. Preferred starter Ben Roethlisberger has a terrible matchup against the Jets, and coach Flanagan has the ancient Kerry Collins preparing for a start this Sunday against Houston. It's a logical decision, but Collins over Roethlisberger is awfully ballsy. Ahmad Bradshaw and Adrian Peterson aren’t performing like they were earlier in the year, and neither have great matchups. The three-headed WR monster of Marques Colston, Terrell Owens and Roddy White will have to carry the Trashers if they hope to beat the charging Chachi.
PREDICTION: Chachi in Charge. I knew who I was picking when I saw Brady vs. Collins. Looking at the rest of Chachi's roster only solidified my thinking. This one won't be close.
Sex Panther vs. Franks & Beans
The two hottest teams in the league meet up in the this tasty Round 2 game. Sex Panther cruised to a 29 victory over the Golden Showers in Round 1, and they haven't lost since Week 8. Frank & Beans enters the contest on a three-game win streak, including a 49 point blasting of Tiger's Used Pussy last week, and have won six of their last seven games. Their last loss came in Week 11 at the hands of the Sex Panthers.
Matchup Breakdown:
Peyton Manning will need to carry a heavier load than normal for Frank & Beans. He'll be playing indoors, at home, in a must-win game against a crappy secondary, so all the pieces are in place for him to do so. The reason is the bad matchup facing Rashard Mendenhall and Mike Wallace, who draw the Jets. Neither are benchable, but it'll take some lucky breaks to perform up to their high standards. The versatile Shady McCoy should be great as always, and it'll be interesting to see how Derrick Mason and Mike Sims-Walker respond after both scored last week.
For the Sex Panthers, Drew Brees draws the no-longer formidable Baltimore D, which should result in a 20-plus point day. Knowshon Moreno and Ray Rice have great matchups as well, as does Reggie Wayne and Brandon Marshall. Really, the entire Sex Panthers squad looks poised for a strong week.
PREDICTION: Sex Panthers. 60 percent of the time they win every time. This is one of those times. It'll be close, but there're too many bust-out candidates in Panther town to pick against the hottest team in the league.
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