Thursday, December 23, 2010

Well, Lumbergh Effed Her


Chachi in Charge vs. Sex Panther
How They Got Here: Chachi in Charge held a fairly comfortable leading heading into Monday Night, and when Adrian Peterson unexpectedly pussed out right before game time, he was able to pop the cork on the champagne earlier than expected. Nobody had a freakout for Chachi, but there six double-digit performers propelled them to 100 points.
Sex Panther had a strange week on their way to a 115-91 victory over Frank and Beans. Knowshon Moreno, Santonio Holmes, Reggie Wayne, and Zach Miller -- all studs in their own right -- combined to score just 10 points, but Drew Brees and Ray Rice combined for 61 points, and the kicker and D/ST chipped in another 30.
Matchup: Drew Brees should have a field day against the New Orleans Saints secondary in a must-win divisional game, and Ray Rice seems to finally be back to his previous self, and gets the Cleveland defense to show off his stuff against. Nobody on the Lions can stop the now healthy Brandon Marshall, and Reggie Wayne doesn't have back-to-back crappy weeks, so I expect both to post big numbers. Marshawn Lynch is a sneaky good play against the Buccaneers sieve-like run defense.
Tom Brady leads the charge for Chachi, and should thrive in the cold Buffalo climate. Arian Foster gets the abysmal Broncos, and has a legitimate shot to be the #1 RB in Week 16. Other than that, there's not much to get excited about. Jacob Tamme is banged up and hasn't been great lately, Stevie Johnson has to face New England, and Larry Fitzgerald still has to contend with the bad QB factor. To top it off, Peyton Hillis, who's been subpar the last few weeks, is reportedly dealing with a knee injury. BenJarvus Green-Ellis against Buffalo sits on the bench, putting Chachi's owners in a bit of lineup predicament.
PREDICTION: Sex Panther -- The Tom Brady/Arian Foster duo is pretty awesome, but the Drew Brees/Ray Rice pairing will be awesomer.

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